The Student Handbook, Revised.
By Jason Outlaw

Ask hard questions…
How was your trip to Kampala?
Speak clearly; but not too loudly.
Dream big: Dreams too big to fail.
Dive in deep, but don’t make waves.
Shimmer and glitter, but never out-shine.
Change the world, then gift us your profits.
A Long Island Iced Tea? Just not in your suite.
Rape a passed out-friend? Strike two strike three.
Black out drunk? 1-2-1-2. Try not to assault the police.